Top Signs Your Friends Don’t Like Your Kids

They refer to your kids as Lucifer and Satan

They gave you a spanking paddle for Christmas 

They’d rather go to the DMV then hang out at your house

They wear a surgical mask every time they come in your house 

You asked them to babysit and they asked you to lose their number 

You haven’t seen them since the “Terrible Two’s”

They left your kids birthday party early to have a pap smear

You asked when they wanted to hang out and they said “The College Years”

They call your kids number one and number two

They want to know if you can be arrested for spanking someone else’s kids 

They can only hang out at your house if there’s alcohol

They showed up to watch your kids with a nanny


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