This is why SD is the state below us.
A candidate for mayor of South Dakota's largest city promises to protect it against zombies.
The Argus Leader reports that David Zokaites has released a video based on a song he wrote about zombies taking over Sioux Falls City Hall. The 56-year-old data analyst penned the tongue-in-cheek tune a few months ago to boost his campaign.
The ghoulish song goes: "Zombie undead coming our way. Evil monsters, make them pay. They want to rule our town. But they're going down, down."
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